flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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