I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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