Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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