So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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