Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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