I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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