it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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