you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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