Me too!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Randomize
