Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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