The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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