So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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