Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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