I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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