do herpes really smell.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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