Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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