I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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