I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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