It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Michael Bay diarrhea
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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