Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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