Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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