please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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