She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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