Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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