I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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