Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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