He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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