Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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