When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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