I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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