just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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