btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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