Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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