Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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