Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Randomize
