New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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