she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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Have fun and good luck.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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