So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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