You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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