Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I will pee on everything he values.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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