did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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