i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night