Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers

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(917): View more from New York City

we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.

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(319): View more from Iowa

went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.

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(269): View more from Michigan

i think the cat found all the blow we lost...

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(541): View more from Oregon

And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor

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(203): View more from Connecticut

First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.

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(734): View more from Michigan

If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night

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