That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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