I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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