Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
soo... how was my night?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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