covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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