You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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