Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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