I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Randomize
