Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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