I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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