i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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