Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She bit a glass in half.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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