Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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