I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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