How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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