Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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