You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Randomize
